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Me n Peace are dressed as dora

A woman had 3 dogs,one calles”Earthquake,” another called”Tidal Wave,”and the other called”Lie”

One day the dogs ran away from the woman.The women began to call:”Earthqua-a-ake!”All the people got very scared and began running.

Then she cried out, “Tidal Wa-A-ave!”All the people started climbing up trees from fright.

Then she called out,”Li-i-ie!” And then the people went and hit the woman.

Tim:Daddy,do you like baked apples?
Daddy:Yes.Why?
Tim:The orchard is burning.

Iraj was ready to write a letter to his friend,who was on a trip.His mother asked,”What are you doing?”

“I am writing a letter to Hasan.”
“Do you Know his adress?’
“No.He’s on vacation.At the end of the letter I will ask him to send me his adress.”

Pio:I hear that when Mario went camping last week,he sat up all night outside his tet. How come?
Carlo:Well,there was a bear sleeping in his tent,and the fighnboard read,”It is forbidden to disturb the animal in the park.”